{"product_id":"the-morning-zombie-warning-label","title":"The \"Morning Zombie\" Warning Label","description":"\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eAre you currently operating a two-ton motor vehicle while your brain is approximately 40% downloaded? Do you find yourself stopping at green lights and staring blankly at squirrels? Then slap this\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eon your bumper and warn the world that the lights are on, but nobody’s home yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eThis sticker features the frantic plea: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e\"Driver needs coffee.\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e It’s the essential accessory for the 8:00 AM commute where your only goal is to find a drive-thru before you accidentally drive into a fountain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eWhy you need this caffeinated cry for help:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eLegal Disclaimer (Sort of):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e It’s like a \"Student Driver\" sign, but for people who haven't had their triple-shot espresso yet.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003ePure 90s Slacker Vibes:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Perfectly captures that \"I’d rather be in bed listening to my \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eJagged Little Pill\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e CD\" mood.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eBean-Proof Durability:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e Made with \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eweatherproof vinyl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e and a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eUV-protective matte laminate\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e, so it stays looking sharp even if you spill your latte all over the trunk.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: normal;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eEasy-Peel Sanity:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e The \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eeasy-peel backing\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003e is so simple, even a pre-caffeinated primate could apply it without messing up.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-size: 17px; font-weight: 400;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(0, 0, 0);\"\u003eDon’t let your fellow drivers wonder why you’re going 10 mph in a 45. Give them the truth with this sticker and maybe they’ll buy you a venti out of pure pity!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e*\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Bright, crisp colors using modern printing techniques\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Premium water-resistant vinyl rated 5+ years outdoor life\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Matte finish with UV-protective laminate for low-glare durability\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Waterproof sticky adhesive with easy-peel backing for simple application\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Printed with eco-solvent inks — environmentally friendlier option\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11\" × 3\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":47833689555131,"sku":"11996808954618242737","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0715\/8497\/2987\/files\/15530970822202130370_2048.jpg?v=1778728297","url":"https:\/\/mybumperly.com\/products\/the-morning-zombie-warning-label","provider":"Bumperly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}